Not Me Monday

Hello All~ This is my first week in forever to participate in MckMama's "Not Me Monday!" Honestly, I wanted to post pictures of my sweet boy, but if you read on, you will figure out why I am still picture less...

Mason certainly has not started pitching the most radical fits this week... I did not head on over to the local book store for some knowledge on the topic.... (i know not all parenting answers are in books (Mom) but I thought it could not hurt)...

I have NOT been craving coffee like an insane person.... So, I did NOT head over to Starbucks and order a decaf Carmel Frap with extra Carmel on top.... NOT ME!!!! It was NOT like the best 10 minutes in heaven I have had in a while...

I have not been drinking Honey out of the jar like water... I am craving it.... YUM!

I did not gag 3 times this week because I cannot deal with Mason pooping in his potty chair... IT is sooooo gross. (Sorry if you are reading this before breakfast)

Mason did not go to the Zoo with my parents and he certainly did not have a blast... I am NOT still waiting on pictures.... ( I know you are reading this DAD!)

Curt did NOT get rid of his last hot rod only to get a new motorcycle.... He did not try and convince me how economical it is on gas.... I am definitely not smarter than that.... I am not aware that he has ulterior motives....

Mason did not confess his love for all thing YUCKY!!! I did NOT find 3 dead beetles in the pockets of his shorts this week while I was doing the laundry!!! At least they were dead!

My camera's battery did NOT die and when I asked my husband what he did with the charger he did not act as if he had not touched it....

(actual conversation 2 weeks ago)
Curt- I am going to clean this desk off, all of the wires are driving me crazy.
Leslee- Ok, honey, thanks...
Curt- what is this box thing?
Leslee- It is my camera charger, please leave it there...
Curt- But it is in the way.
Leslee- Please leave it there, that is where I have always kept it and you have never noticed it before now.
Curt- (thinking to himself) Well, I will just move it to ________.

(actual conversation last night)
Leslee- Curt, my camera is dead and I really need to photograph this jewelry before sending it off.
Curt- I have no idea what you are talking about....
Leslee- Think HARD, yes you do remember THIS conversations (me repeating the whole thing to him).
Curt- Oh yeah, just look around I am sure it is in a drawer somewhere...
Leslee- Nope, I looked...
Curt- Awwww, sorry babe, let me look.
Leslee- Doesn't matter now, I have no more daylight...
Curt- looks- does not find- promises to look more today....
Leslee- Errrrrr........

Lastly, I did NOT get my sewing machine fixed for FREE!!!! I will NOT be getting my sew on this week!!! But I doubt you will see any pictures of my work....